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thedarkmatteralchemist:

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

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interstellarvagabond:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

Man, Guardians of The Galaxy was incredible.

interstellarvagabond:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

Man, Guardians of The Galaxy was incredible.

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Love for the dead is pointless. We fight to keep them alive, that is all.

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vinebox:

Never catch a Thugg off guard

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yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

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camplazlo:

camplazlo:

death note au where everything is the same except the death note is a password journal

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bonesdry:

benfoldsone:

AST BEST

bonesdry:

benfoldsone:

AST BEST

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Every September 1st

whatshouldwedu:

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Anonymous said: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

regretandchinesefood:

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

Upper class British dialect? The same dialect that these white supremacist teaboos cream their panties over?

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kingcheddarxvii:

videohall:

Man’s worst enemy

The Silent Battle

five nights at freddy’s’ secret ending is fuckin awesome

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