"Only in America can you be pro-death penalty, pro-war, pro-unmanned drone bombs, pro-nuclear weapons, pro-guns, pro-torture, pro-land mines, and still call yourself ‘pro-life.’"
— John Fugelsang (via companyofyou)
Anonymous asked: What's your major in college?
You make me want to quote the love songs I like to pretend I don’t listen to
when your friend has a really shitty opinion
When your significant other chooses a bee over you
(Source: emoij, via consulting-hunters-inthe-tardis)